"I suspect there's been a cover-up of some sort..."

 "Whoever did my corn-rows was confused..."

Linka

Daughter of Abbey & Jack

  Linka, Islah and Haley

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." - Cowboy Wisdom

The dog was created specially for children.  He is the god of frolic.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

                                  AKC white female....  

                            Haley and Mia                                                                    

                Help!! This box is eating my head!!                                                                                                     

What is a Dog?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.